A Single Proof of Multiple Universes

I just found, of all things, a spoon in my car’s arm console.

After some shock subsided, I realized the device actually could be of use, having been in a hotel without any silverware for some time now.

Such is, of course, irrefutable proof that indeed alternate universes exist, because in only one would anyone ever have to keep such a tool in their car as insurance, and then actually need it.

In other universes, no doubt, one would only either have a spoon in their car (why?) and not need it, or else need one and not have one.

spoonAll scientific inquiries concerning whether multiple universes exist are hereby unnecessary; such efforts may now be redirected towards solving other pressing concerns of our times.

I think.